I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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