please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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