I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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