i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
