is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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