...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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