if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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