Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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