I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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