Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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