Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
it's like iHOP with fire
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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