Rock
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Fuck
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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