They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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