with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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