omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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