He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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