If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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