is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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