Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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