i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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