she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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