There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
