You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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