This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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