I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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