Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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