he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
