you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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