I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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