Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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