Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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