What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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