my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We need to get me chipped asap
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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