i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Is it penis luge time yet?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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