I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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