In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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