we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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