Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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