dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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