she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
then he tried to convert me to islam
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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