Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
