I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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