I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
