i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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