i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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