stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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