porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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