rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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