I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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