I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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