its not stalking. its research.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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