he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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