so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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