Welp...herpes.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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