ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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