I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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